szmalik:

1. You Forget 90% of Your Dreams

Within 5 minutes of waking half of your dream is forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone.

2. Blind People also Dream

People who became blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally…

journeyintohiddlestiel:

fiddlepickdouglas:

demonsofslash:

Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.

Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.

 I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN

(Source: beam-me-up-assbutt)

lxvf:

slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

fun fact

im a little scared to go to sleep because i took seven pills and cough syrup?
someone confirm ill wake up

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

orchidbeam:

ermahgeerd:

sexypotassium:

why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there

this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it

I once asked my science teacher and they said ‘I don’t have a god damn clue’

isn’t it just really dense hot energy?

my dad said it consisted out of ions or something?

i dunno

tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

(Source: basedgosh)

eostara:

lalondes:

bondoge:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

oh god here we go

uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue

when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti 

8e888e:

I want to be a little tiny girl and people will say “wow you are so little and tiny. Are you going to die “

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

katelynpossible:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

if you want to be beautiful
buy flowers and take
them to the cemetery

if you want to be free
write a letter to the person
you hate most then realize
you do not hate them
at all

if you want to be wild
wake up at 6 AM, drink
hot coffee and watch the
sunrise

if you want to be happy
smile at every person
you see even if they aren’t
looking  

(Source: irynka)

❝There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.❞

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY